What happens when my husband is gone for a night?
All day long I eat and eat and eat. And not on anything remotely healthy of course. I eat until I get a stomach ache. I eat until I feel ill.
What else happens?
I don't clean up after myself... or the baby.
The kitchen is a disaster, the counters havent been wiped. There are books and paper, dvd's, boxes and clothes all over the floor.
Why does this happen?
It never fails, the moment he leaves I become a slob. A big fat lazy slob.
And then at the very last minute I clean the house to perfection and he is none the wiser when he gets through the door.